Mon. May 20th, 2024
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A COUPLE have split after deciding that their six-month age difference created an unequal power balance in their relationship. 

Calvin, not his real name, 20, and his ex-partner Miki, not her real name, 19, had been worrying about the large age gap for some time, as had their Generation Z friends and complete strangers on social media.  

They finally decided to separate when one Instagram user – who does not know either of them – commented: “Why is this mature man taking advantege of poor young girl???”  

Calvin said: “EmLuvsCats was absolutely right. What could a 20-year-old possibly have in common with a 19-year-old who can also pay tax, drink alcohol and serve on a jury? 

“Miki is little more than a child, bowled over by the attention of an older, worldly man with a high-powered job as a trainee B&Q customer service advisor. It’s wrong to keep abusing my position of trust.” 

She said: “We didn’t want to be like one of those problematic celebrity age-gap couples – Leonardo DiCaprio and whichever 20-year-old he’s with at the moment. What would have happened when Calvin was 30 and old, and I was still a youthful 29?”  

Since the break-up Calvin has started dating again, and after sifting through a vast number of potential partners has found one born on exactly the same day, 5th March 2004.  

She said: “I’m so sad all the time and I miss Calvin terribly. But I’m going to have to keep dating Bobby, not his real name, because he’s only four hours older than me, and everyone says that’s probably okay.” 

By Kevin Gower

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