Eden Hazard’s humility

It’s nice to see Eden Hazard is humble in retirement!

The Belgian was just asked about Estevao Willian wanting to emulate him at Chelsea.

Hazard responded, channelling his inner Zlatan: “They wanna be like me, but they won’t be like me.”

A new special guest

Jurgen Klinsmann has departed stage left, and been replaced by Eden Hazard!

The Belgian will presumably take over the extremely important button pushing duties.

Conference League pots

While a bizarre VT plays recounting last year’s Conference League campaign, here is a reminder of the pots.

Conference League draw

Blimey, we’re onto the Conference League already!

It’s all eyes on where Crystal Palace will land.

Nottingham Forest’s draw in full

Here’s a recap of Nottingham Forest’s draw in full.

Nuno’s men will take on; Porto (h), Real Betis (a), Ferencvaros (h), Braga (a), Midtjylland (h), Sturm Graz (a), Malmo (h) and Utrecht (a).

Meanwhile, in Monaco, we’re being treated to a cover of Believer. Lovely.

Pot 4 fixtures in full

I still can’t believe how faff free this has been! Other than the magician of course.

Here are the Pot 4 fixtures in full.