THE only honest profile on LinkedIn has shared that he hates his job, boss and life and could not give a free-form f**k about his employer’s strategic vision.  

Digital outreach manager David, not his real name, from Boston told his 198 LinkedIn connections he was ‘delighted to share’ that ‘every twat on this site does nothing but bollocks for money’. 

He continued: “I don’t know what SEO stands for and neither do you pricks. I’ve checked. And you can stick DevOps, agility, ESG, synthesis and your action points up your arse. 

“I’m bored all day and bored all night. The only difference between work and recreation is the size and orientation of the glowing rectangle I’m staring at, and even that line’s blurry. 

“At work, I’m drowing in an ocean of ungiven f**ks about my core competencies. I’m half-heartedly looking for another job, but can I sign up to a business vision when businesses do not have visions? They’re not Joan of pissing Arc. 

“I even hate LinkedIn itself. The endless cacophony of people parroting ‘congratulations!’, or ‘Ian celebrates this’ ‘Prof Pau finds this insightful’. The only reason we’re all here because we want more money, so shut up.” 

LinkedIn connection Hannah, not her real name, commented: “Congratulations, David! Finding this insightful.”