How to see a boob once porn sites roll out age checks: A guide for teenage boys
UNDER the age of 18 and worried how you’ll ever see funbags again when porn sites ask for age verification? Follow these simple steps. Watch Titanic…
Friday 22 August National Bao Day USA
This holiday was created by Wow Bao—a company that offers Asian street food such as steamed dumplings, pan-seared potstickers, noodle bowls, rice bowls, and bao. They created this holiday…
Thursday 21 August Day of Memory in Czech Republic
The full name of this holiday is the "Day of Memory of the Victims of the 1968 Invasion and subsequent occupation of Czechoslovakia by Warsaw…
Workforce temporarily flooded with teenagers who don’t know shit
THE nation’s employers have been deluged with a torrent of teenagers on work experience who do not know how to do the most basic of…
Wednesday 20 August Saint Stephen’s Day in Hungary
St. Stephen of Hungary (Szent István király) was the first king of Hungary and he laid the foundation of the state by converting the Magyar…
Monday 18 August Assumption Day (in lieu) in Colombia
This feast commemorates two events - the departure of Mary from this life and the assumption of her body into heaven. The Church's official doctrine…
Child who calls parents by their first names freaking everyone out
A CHILD with trendy parents who uses their first names instead of ‘mum’ and ‘dad’ is having a chilling effect on people. Seven-year-old Tom parents…
Sunday 17 August Independence Day in Indonesia
Indonesia had been a Dutch colony for over 300 years when a group of revolutionaries declared independence on 17 August 1945. It took Indonesians four…
Backs just hurt, thirtysomethings told
BACKS just hurt, people in their 30s have been told. Doctors have confirmed that near-constant shoulder and spine pain is a fact of life for…
Saturday 16 August Independence Day Holiday in Gabon
The first Europeans to visit Gabon were the Portuguese in the late fifteenth century when Diego Cam explored the region. They gave Gabon its name…
Boring couple constantly buggering about with house
A BORING couple are constantly buggering about making pointless alterations to their house. Stephen and Nikki, not their real names, who are nice but have…
Friday 15 August Ferragosto in Italy
In a Catholic country such as Italy, the Feast of the Assumption would be a notable event and indeed Assumption is a public holiday in…
Thursday 14 August Obon in Japan
The Obon festival is one of Japan’s largest and most significant religious events. This is a Buddhist custom honouring the spirits of one’s ancestors, which…
Are you probably going to be sacked?
ARE you getting bad vibes from your boss and fear you may soon be fired? Take our fun quiz and find out for sure! When…
Wednesday 13 August Ekka People’s Day in Queensland Australia
The Royal Queensland Show (Ekka) is the largest and most loved annual event in Queensland, attracting on average 400,000 people to the Brisbane Showgrounds over…
Tuesday 12 August Carnival Monday in Grenada
Like many countries in the Caribbean, Grenada celebrates a colourful and exuberant carnival. Since 1981, it has taken place on the second Monday and Tuesday…
Six ways your kids will f**k up your holiday the second you leave home
THINK you’re about to embark on a delightful holiday with your lovely family? You aren’t. Here are six ways your kids will f**k it up.…
Monday 11 August Independence Day in Chad
At the end of the nineteenth century, a Sudanese adventurer called Rabih al-Zubayr had conquered the kingdoms of Ouadai, Baguirmi and Kanem-Bornu, situated in modern-day…
Difficult to imagine how your dad ever pulled
HOW their dad was ever considered attractive by the opposite sex is beyond most people’s imaginations, it has emerged. Even the most intelligent Britons are…
Saturday 9 August National Day in Singapore
Singapore declared independence from Britain in August 1963. It joined the Federation of Malaysia in September 1963 after the 1962 Merger Referendum of Singapore. Singapore…