Massive dickhead weirdly successful with women
A GROUP of office workers is genuinely puzzled by the relationship success of a total dickwad they work with, it has emerged. Colleagues cannot comprehend…
Wednesday 17 September National Heroes’ Day in Angola
In the 1950s, while other European countries were starting to retreat from their colonies in Africa, Portugal under the leadership of the dictator António Salazar,…
Tuesday 16 September Independence Day in Mexico
Specifically, it commemorates a proclamation by Father Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla on September 16th 1810, in the village of Dolores, near Guanajuato. Hidalgo's proclamation called…
Monday 15 September Respect for the Aged Day in Japan
The secret to longevity in Japan is likely the healthy Japanese diet, which is low in foods containing heart-damaging trans fats and sodium and high…
Worker admits mistake
A WORKER who made a mistake did not then try to bullshit her way out of the situation, it has emerged. Accounts executive Hannah, not her…
Sunday 14 September Battle of San Jacinto in Nicaragua
Nowadays the idea that a private individual from another country could turn up and effectively conquer your country seems highly unlikely, but this is what…
Fishing without a licence, and other petty but cool entries in your criminal record
DO you feel a minor conviction might give you some much-need street cred? Get yourself nabbed for one of these misdemeanours: Fishing without a licence…
Saturday 13 September Roald Dahl Day
Mr. Dahl is known for writing a number of popular children’s books, which include “Matilda,” “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” “The BFG,” and “James and the Giant…
Man moves back home to be near aging parents and people he’s more successful than
A MAN who has spent 16 years in London has moved back to Wolverhampton so he can be closer to those who do not earn…
Friday 12 September Prophet’s Baptism in Mali
The Islamic calendar is about 12 days shorter than the Western calendar, so the date of this holiday moves forward in the Western calendar each…
Thursday 11 September Ethiopian New Year
The Ethiopian calendar is a solar calendar based on the Egyptian and Julian calendars and was brought to Ethiopia by missionaries. The year consists of…
Wednesday 10 September St. George’s Caye Day in Belize
From the sixteenth century, the Spanish had been making attempts to control the region of the Yucatan coast which includes modern-day Belize. They never settled…
Tuesday 9 September National Day in North Korea
August 1945, after defeat in World war II by American and Soviet forces, Imperial Japan give up control of Korea, which it had annexed in…
Monday 8 September Constitution Day in Fiji
Fiji's first constitution was in 1970 after it gained independence from Britain. Since then, there have been three major revisions; once in 1990, in 1997…
Five inspirational quotes for people who don’t believe in spiritual, hippy bullshit
WANT to feel better about life without having to repeat wafty nonsense to yourself on a regular basis? Try these instead… “I acknowledge that other…
Sunday 7 September Independence Day in Brazil
On September 7th 1822, a declaration of independence from Portugal was made by Pedro di Alcântara, the 23-year-old son of the Portuguese King. He famously…
Man thinks it’s cool to say his husband lets him do things
A MAN is under the impression it is cool to pretend his husband is the boss of him. Kevin, not his real name, frequently says…
Saturday 6 September Unification Day in Bulgaria
Bulgaria became part of the Ottoman Empire in 1396. In April 1876, there was a series of uprisings against Ottoman rule in Bulgaria. The harsh…
Friday 5 September Saint Teresa Canonisation Day in Albania
Mother Teresa was born on August 26th 1910, in Skopje (now the capital of North Macedonia) in the Ottoman Empire. Born to a family of…
Five reasons nobody except knobheads make telephone calls anymore
TELEPHONE calls are rarely made by anyone except annoying twerps these days, and for good reason. Here’s why. Messaging exists Why phone someone when you…