BLOKES taking sex pills including Viagra have complained of side effects including going deaf, blind and bald.
More than 900 people reported experiencing problems they believed were linked to the medications between 2000 and 2024.
Among them, six men reckoned Viagra-style pills caused them to lose their hearing — just like Hugh Hefner.
The Playboy boss claimed he went deaf from using too much Viagra before he died aged 91 in 2017.
There were also 41 sight problems reported to the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency, including two claims of blindness and another two of blurred vision.
Four men said they suffered cyanopsia — where everything appears to be covered in a blue sheen.
Another user linked the blue pills to getting the hair-loss condition alopecia.
Four people said they caused changes in their sweat glands and six said they caused rashes.
There were 926 reports of side-effects to the MHRA, with three fellas reporting they suffered priapism — a condition that leaves men standing to attention for four or more hours — while two reported suffering fractured manhoods.
One man said his lips started to swell, another complained of a swollen tongue.
Other reports included dizziness, confusion, anxiety and flatulence.
Reports of suspected side effects are recorded under the MHRA’s yellow card scheme which allows health professionals to monitor any potential dangers.
The watchdog logs cases but says not all were definitely caused by the drugs.