A COUPLE who believe that anything is achievable when you’re in deeply in love are proving it by starting a business.

Corey and Sian, not their real names, from Perth are so smitten with each other they are quitting jobs which force them apart eight hours a day so they can run an artisanal cafe together and never be separated.

He said: “We’re the perfectly-fitting pieces of a heart-shaped necklace charm, and we’ve embarked on a life journey and made a commitment to ourselves. How can that not sell cakes?

“We agree on everything and we absolutely cannot bear to be separated, not even for an instant, which is the ideal foundation for a passion project. Put your whole self out there and the world will reward you.”

Sian agreed: “Everything tastes better when it’s made with love. I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole of town, which was shit before we arrived, has a romantic renaissance.

“Certainly people will come in just to bask in our love, once they hear about it, which they currently haven’t which is why we have no customers. And we’re not providing wifi to encourage everyone to build relationships as fulfilling as ours.”

Resident Margaret, not her real name, said: “It’s so wonderful we’ll be seeing not only a business fail, but also a couple fall apart and hate each other. And all we have to do is nothing.”