A WOMAN’S friend has once again infuriated her by providing useful advice instead of listening to her complaints in a supportive manner.

Hannah, not her real name, rage is building after hanging out with her friend Karen, not her real name, , who had the nerve to provide constructive insights into her petty gripes rather than appropriately indulging in her misery by having a moan.

Han said: “If I wanted advice I’d ask for it. Otherwise Ellie’s supposed to nod along and say ‘that’s so f**king annoying’ or ‘what a twat’ when I catch my breath.

“Instead though she’s breaking down my problems into easily fixable steps and guiding me through how I can prevent them from happening again in the future. The helpful bitch.

“She’s always been like this. When I got dumped she was all kind and sympathetic, and when I got passed over for promotion she pointed out that the role would have been more stress than it’s worth. Can’t she be a bitter hag like me for a second?

“It’s got to the point where I want to scream in her face, but even then she’d probably be really understanding and offer useful feedback. I’m starting to question why I’m even friends with her.”

Shaw said: “That vein on Karen’s temple is really starting to throb. I better advise her to drink some herbal tea, that’ll calm her down.”