A WOMAN’S otherwise convincing presentation has been undermined by the fading nightclub entry stamp on the back of her hand.
27-year-old Hannah, not her real name or age, delivered a strong pitch to the directors of an exclusive golf club, except that on her left hand there was a blurry but clearly visible picture of a cat’s face gurning as if it were on MDMA.
She was given the stamp while entering local warehouse club Ravezone on Saturday night, and found it very difficult to remove.
She said: “I was pitching our PR company to a group of old posh men, showing them graphs about brand awareness when I realised I still had the stamp showing a cat off its tits.
“I tried to scrub it off yesterday but those things are a nightmare. I don’t see how it will come off without a skin graft.
“Anyway I suppose that’s that fucked.”