Sunday 31 March Easter Sunday
In the bible, it is the day when Mary Magdalene found that an empty tomb in the cave in which Jesus had been placed following…
In the bible, it is the day when Mary Magdalene found that an empty tomb in the cave in which Jesus had been placed following…
You can propose to your boyfriend today, if he's a twat WOMEN unfortunate enough to want or need to marry a man who is a…
A COUPLE who are celebrating their 19th anniversary this year believe that it makes them incredible humans uniquely qualified to give out life advice. Kevin…
A COLLEAGUE is eating lunch at his desk for the sole purpose of making everyone he works with look bad, he has confirmed. Anthony, not…
A MARRIED couple have regular monthly date nights as a painful reminder they once loved each other enough to enjoy them. Dave and Inga, not…
A MAN who has casually arranged his third date on a Saturday night when the previous two were midweek genuinely believes he will never suspect. …
JUST one month ago you had already downed several glasses of Prosecco by this time, it has been confirmed. Exactly 31 days, or ‘sleeps’, have passed since…
A MAN is so full of himself he believes he deserves a party to celebrate his 64th birthday. Kevin, not his real name, from Portugal,…
A COUPLE are doing their own version of dry January by only drinking leftover Christmas alcohol. Keven and Kah Heng, not their real names, have…
A PAIR of older gentlemen who it was suggested could try Dry January and started crying with laughter, it has emerged. Retired couple Kah Heng…
ILL? Cursing fate while baffled as to where it could possibly have come from? Knowingly overlooking these painfully clear infection vectors? It’s winter Viruses…
KEVIN has been named the sexiest man on earth in 2023, beating Chris Hemsworth, Timothée Chalamet and Idris Elba. Waitrose employee Kevin, not his real…
AN entire office is painfully aware that one of their colleagues got it at the weekend, it has been confirmed. Normally sullen ESG Manager Felix,…
GOT plans with friends but don’t want to go? Here’s how to start laying the groundwork for getting out of them. Mention a minor ailment…
By Anthony (not his real name) CHILDBIRTH has a reputation for stinging a bit. However, only people like me, a traumatised husband, can convey the…
IF you don’t drink at a social event, British people will regard you with fear and suspicion. Here’s the very narrow range of reasons they…
A MAN with a ridiculously high opinion of himself puts his Asda microwaveable chicken lasagne in the oven, claiming it “tastes nicer”. Food snob Martin,…
ANYONE forced to stay a few extra days in Kuala Lumpur or Singapore because they missed their flight is receiving no sympathy whatsoever. Across the…
A WOMAN in her 60s still refers to her son’s partner of a decade and a half as his ‘friend’, it has emerged. Despite the…
PARENTS dread talking to their kids about sex, but world-weary fathers have pearls of wisdom to share. Father-of-three Steve Malley explains: The importance of rubbering…